Hole Your Horses: The Advanced Tactical Dressage Simulation You Didn't Know You Needed

 Think you know dressage? Think again. *Hole Your Horses*, developed by Intrusive Thoughts for the 'So Bad it's Good Jam 2025', takes the elegance of dressage and hurls it headfirst into a world of absurdist humor and... unusual tactics.

A screenshot from the game, showcasing the equestrian intensity.

This HTML5 game puts you in control of one of five majestic steeds. Your mission: to master the "slow-dance." It's not just about pretty movements; you'll use powerful dressage techniques to execute subtle (or not-so-subtle) strategies on the field. Get ready for a game where the absurd meets sports simulation.

What to Expect?

• **Advanced Tactical Dressage:** Forget elegant movements. Think unexpected strategies.

• **Five Majestic Horses:** Each with their own... style.

• **Absurdist Humor:** Prepare to laugh. A lot.

• **An HTML5 Experience:** Play directly in your browser.

Developed with Godot, *Hole Your Horses* is a quirky and memorable experience. If you're looking for something different, something that challenges your expectations of what a sports game can be, it's definitely worth checking out.

Ready to 'Hole Your Horses'?

You can play *Hole Your Horses* for free on itch.io: https://intrusive-thoughts.itch.io/hole-your-horses

Get ready to join the Shadow Future Horse Council and prove your skills in tactical dressage. Just remember... *Hole Your Horses*.