Discover 'I hardly know'er - Poker Idler Prototype': A Fresh Twist on Idle Poker

 Have you ever imagined poker without the need to be an expert? 'I hardly know'er - Poker Idler Prototype', Chatex's intriguing creation available on itch.io, merges the tension of poker with the relaxed gratification of an incremental (idler) game. This pre-alpha prototype is an invitation to dive into a captivating gameplay loop where strategy lies in management and progression, not in the cards themselves.

What Does This "Poker Idler" Offer?

At its heart, 'I hardly know'er' is an automated poker experience. Here, hands resolve themselves, allowing you to focus on macro-decisions: how to grow your bankroll and where to invest it to optimize your progress. It's a title designed for those who appreciate constant evolution and resource optimization, rather than tactical skill at the table.

Key Mechanics That Will Define Your Game

• Automatic Hands: Forget the complexities of poker. Your role is simply to click 'deal' and watch your bankroll increase (or decrease).

• Multiple Tables for Faster Grinding: Open as many tables as you can to speed up your earnings. But beware: each table consumes 'focus', and if you exceed your capacity, the per-hand value can drop dramatically.

• Variety of Game Types: The prototype already offers different modes:

• 6-max: The standard experience.

• Heads up: More challenging, faster hands, and higher volatility (more jackpots and more losses).

• Zoom: The fastest option, ideal for accumulating small gains.

• MTT (Tournament): An 8-hand tournament where the last hands (6, 7, and 8) guarantee prizes, with hand 8 being a sure jackpot.

• Run Upgrades: Invest your bankroll in temporary upgrades that reset when you perform a "shove" (prestige mechanic).

• Jackpots and PP (Prestige Points): By winning a "Jackpot" pot, you will accumulate PP, the meta-currency of the game for permanent upgrades.

• The "Shove" (Prestige Mechanic): When you feel you've pushed your current run as far as it can go, it's time to 'shove'. Your win percentage in this crucial action is based on a base shove percentage and a multiplier according to your bankroll (more money = higher probability of winning the all-in). Win or lose the "shove", you prestige, keep your PP, and can spend them in the catalog for permanent upgrades.

• Permanent Upgrades: Use your PP in the catalog to unlock persistent benefits, such as 'cursors', which are the engine of the idle loop.

• Expected Value (EV): Each table displays its EV at the bottom, offering detailed information on how many big blinds you can expect to win or lose per hand on average.

Community Feedback is Crucial

As a pre-alpha prototype, Chatex greatly values player input. The community is encouraged to report any bugs, offer comments on the game's pace (approximately 30-60 minutes of current content), suggest new features, or point out elements that might detract from the fun. All constructive feedback is a fundamental pillar for the future development of 'I hardly know'er'.

Technical Details and Acknowledgments

The game is developed using LÖVE2d and Lua, demonstrating the agility of these tools. Chatex also thanks uVegas for the casino sounds, KereneL for the card faces, and kid marscat for the card back designs.

Experience the Game Now!

If the idea of an idle poker game, focusing on progression and macro-strategy, intrigues you, don't hesitate to try 'I hardly know'er - Poker Idler Prototype'. Your contribution can make a difference in its evolution!

Play here: I hardly know'er - Poker Idler Prototype

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